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Could any of you do any impressions?

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I used to do Dame Edna Everage.

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No, no, no!
But I haven't done it for ten years.

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I don't know if I could do it now,
it would probably sound awful.

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Can you do one?
Only a few.

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Only a few!

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Oh, only a few!

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I can do Kenneth Williams.
Go on, then.

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(AS KENNETH WILLIAMS)
Ooh, matron, no!

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Oh, no! Stop it!
Oh, no!

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Impressions are sometimes funny,

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because it's a caricature, an
exaggerated movement of ourselves.

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But it depends who does it.
90 per cent of times, it's not good.

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Like when I do an impression
of someone, it's really bad.

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Like doing David Beckham.

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(AS BECKHAM) It's you know,
like that.

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Kind of a geezer,
south London, innit!

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(WELSH ACCENT) I'm afraid I can't
do an impression of Naomi Campbell.

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That one. Just like that,
just like that!

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Just like that!
(WHINNIES)

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No, I can't do an impression
of Kate Moss, either. I'm sorry.

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Do another just like that, shall I?
(LAUGHS)

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Just like that!

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Just like that, just like that!
(LAUGHS)

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What I hate is when people do that
bloody Taxi Driver, Robert De Niro.

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(AS DE NIRO) You talkin' to me?

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Shut up! It's so overdone,
it's unbelievable!

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This is Robert De Niro...
as a New York cop.

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(AS DE NIRO) Uh, give me one donut,

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two coffees...

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(SNIGGERS)
OK, make that heavy on the mayo.

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I could do a Scouser.

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I think Julia Roberts would be...

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..quite an American voice.

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(AS JULIA ROBERTS) Howdy!

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How are you today?
How are things going?

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That would be my impression
of Julia Roberts.

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(LAUGHS)

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(STUTTERS)

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I always laugh at the bloody...

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(BOTH BAA)

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All that sort of thing, yeah.
Ooh, aye.

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Um...

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..kippers, they're good.

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And I think they sound like this:

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(SPLUTTERS)

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Well, then there's a bloody chicken.

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(MIMICS CHICKEN)

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A chicken is one of my best.

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I don't know why I'm so good at it,
and I ain't bragging,

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but I am good at doing it.
It's like this:

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(CLUCKS REPEATEDLY)

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I don't really do animal sounds
or anything like that.

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I've got the wife to do all that,
see.

55
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Eh?

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(CLUCKS REPEATEDLY)

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Come on, have a go. Do a goldfish.
A what?

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(MIMICS GOLDFISH)
I can do one, I suppose.

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Don't think
you're kissing me like that.

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You'll have another think coming.

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(THEY BOTH CLUCK)

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It's just the faces you're making
when you're doing it.

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It's hard not to make a face
when you do a chicken. (CLUCKS)

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I do a pig.

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(OINKS)

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(SNORTS)

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(SNARLS)

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Can you pass me a tissue,
my nose is covered!

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Quick!

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(LAUGHS)

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A flamingo.

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A cockatoo.

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Aye, aye!

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A cockatoo or a cockatiel?
What's the difference?

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A cockatoo...

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Animal Magic.
What was the guy called?

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ALL: Johnny Morris.

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I remember that.
Oh, he was good.

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He did all the impressions.

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Was that a cockatoo?
Or a cockatiel?

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Cockatiel.
It wasn't, it was cockatoo, man.

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Cockatoo.

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We're going for cockatoo
on that one.

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Cockatoo. Not Cockatiel.
Yeah, I'll go along that line.

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Starlings.

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Eeee, well, you never know!
I nearly said starlings.

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No one likes starlings.

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I like starlings.
Nobody likes them.

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I can do a cuckoo. (MIMICS CUCKOO)

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I can do one of them!
(MIMICS CUCKOO)

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Can you do a cuckoo?
(MOUTHS)

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(MIMICS CUCKOO)

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I've never really tried
animal sounds, have you?

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(MIMICS CUCKOO)

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Why do people do impressions?

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I suppose some people have got
a gift for doing it.

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They find it strange...
to do an impression of somebody...

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..that they can copy so well.

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And I think it's funny, isn't it?
That's why.

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I used to be able to...
impersonate people,

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and I'm trying to think who the hell
it was, cos I can't remember.

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Try doing an owl.

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As long as it ain't too long.

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(MIMICS OWL)

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That's not bad actually, not bad.
But owls don't do that.

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(OWL HOOTS)

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(WHISTLES)

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(WHISTLES)

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They go... Like that, don't they?

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Somebody's trying to send me
a signal or something.

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Yes, it's not very...

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Cos everything is quiet and I hear
that and I don't like it.

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I like the sound of that.

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The one you are listening to is
(MIMICS PIGEON)... The pigeon.

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Oh, Frank Spencer.

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(AS FRANK SPENCER) Oooh, Betty,
I'm having trouble!

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The cat's just done a whoopsies
in my beret!

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I can do Frank Spencer.

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I can do Victor Meldrew as well. But
I haven't done him for a long while.

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Go on.
BOTH AS MELDREW: I don't believe it!

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What the bloody hell do you think
this is?

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God's sake!
I don't bloody believe it!

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That sounds like a bisexual
Victor Meldrew.

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Well, he is, isn't he?

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Is he?
Yeah!

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I don't believe it!

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(LAUGHS)

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(SCREAMS REPEATEDLY)

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The neighbours must
say...they must say,

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"Them poor things have gone
round the bend!"

132
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There'll be an ambulance arriving
soon!

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They'll take us away!

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(LAUGHS)

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His impressions are sometimes
quite cruel. I don't like them.

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Hiya!

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(GIGGLES)

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He's being stupid now.

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That won't be used on the thing,
will it?

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HOOVES CLIP-CLOP

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(CUCKOOS)

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